The Fine Art of Grooming a Horse

In case you haven’t heard, Right Out of Nowhere has been released and is available in print or e-book formats. Yay!!!

You can purchase it here: http://bluefeatherbooks.com

or here: http://www.amazon.com

or even here: http://bellabooks.com

One of the characters in the book is a sorrel Quarter Horse with a flaxen mane and tail, named Sparky. I modeled him after the real life Sparky who I had the extreme honor to know and love. He was that one special horse. Don’t get me wrong. All my horses are special in one way or another, but Sparky and I experienced a life journey that will never be duplicated.

I won’t disclose spoilers here, but to say the emotional and physical trauma the horse endured in real life (before he came to live with me, that is) is very close to how I wrote him in the book. In fact, we’d both had had to survive through some pretty tough times before the forces of nature teamed us together to help one another heal. Human (me) and horse (Sparky) lived parallel lives. Trust, confidence and love were foreign to both of us.

You’ll learn more about the horse if/when you read the book. So here’s a little about me. I grew up in a family of 6 with 2 younger sisters and a younger brother. My childhood was pretty rough and I’m convinced I only survived it because of the close proximity of my gram, who lived right across the street. My mother hated me…still does for that matter. I don’t know why (maybe jealousy? It couldn’t possibly be because I’m a lesbian…or could it?) and at this point it’s not important because a few years back I decided to disassociate from them. It just wasn’t healthy. For years and years I had worked to gain approval from them, only to be stabbed in the back again and again with their emotional manipulation. I finally grew a set and walked away. And it scared me to death…for about a day. Suddenly my head cleared and the huge weight I had carried for decades (quit trying to figure out my age!) slid off my shoulders. I finally understood the phrase, “total lightness of being.” With Linda by my side I knew I could do whatever I set my mind to. So I wrote a book…and then another…and…. :) So I’m in a very good place now. Really! But I somehow wonder if I hadn’t experienced the bad before the good, would I have anything to write about? Hmmm.

So let’s talk about grooming. You can groom a horse (or any animal or person for that matter) to take on a specific job or roll. But what I’m talking about is brushing him until he shines. Well, let me tell you…it’s work to get that shine. Before winter slaps it’s cold paw on us, the horse grows a heavy coat…some longer than others. Linda’s horse, Chenoa, grew hair that was 3 inches long and thick as a beaver’s coat. I’d have to body clip him the spring just to encourage him to shed. My horses require very little grooming  over the winter other than a daily swiping with a stiff bristled brush. But when the days start to get longer (notice I didn’t say warmer…that didn’t happen for eons this spring), the horses start to get rid of their warm coat and grow in short hair. A little at first…hardly noticeable except for an errant hair here or there which is often mistakenly believed to be an old one from the blanket he’s wearing.

Then it happens…remember how Pig Pen was drawn in the Charlie Brown series? Hair and dust floating off him in a constant aura? Yeah. That happens for real. Last week I walked into Stetson’s stall and it seems like my body exuded a magnetic pull for the hair that’d risen to the surface of his coat during the night. My clothes were covered in white and brown hair. I went to the tack room, snatched a curry comb from my grooming pail and dared to re-enter his stall. The curry comb is not really a comb. It’s round (mostly), made of rubber and has short blunt fingers on the bottom. The idea is to work it all over the horse’s coat in a circular motion. This moves the dirt from the skin to the surface and loosens more hair. In less than a minute, I was completely covered in hair…static caused it to cling tighter than super glue. There were round hair-discs from the brush littering the stall floor. My nose itched and I swiped at it with the back of my hand. Wrong move. My entire face was now coated. I dropped the brush, and did a face palm, dragged my hands from my forehead to my chin and flung the hair away. Of course the air current created by this slick movement sucked more hair toward my face to fill the obvious void. Good gods, I felt like I’d grown a beard and a monobrow in one fell swoop of the brush. And I’d only groomed ONE horse!! I had two more to go.

Fast forward to two weeks later. Even with daily brushing, it didn’t seem like there’d been any improvement. Except I now kept a pail to put all the hair in. I fondly named it my “fur cup.” When it gets full, I take it outside and dump it in the fields for the birds to use in their nests. I once found a nest made up entirely of horse hair. Anyway…

Eventually, in about another month or so, the horses will have given up their entire winter coat to me (on me) and the oils from the frequent currying and strokes with the bristle brushes will utilize their natural oils and FINALLY make their coats gleem. In the meantime, every so often I look out onto the fields and mistake my population of dumped fur cups for a pack of piebald coyotes. After my heart rate returns to normal, I take a deep breath and head to the barn to do it all over again.

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Ah, To Be a Virgin Again….

A GCLS VIRGIN! Get your minds out of the gutters and read on….Wonderful Carleen Spry has been collecting GCLS Virgin stories from authors all year long. She convinced me to sit down and recount my own first experience at the Golden Crown Literary Society Conference. <G>

GCLS Author Guest Blog: LAURIE SALZLER

I had the opportunity to briefly meet Laurie Salzler at the Conference in Orlando that she speaks of below.  And I got to witness the panel she describes as well.  It was a LOT of fun.  Since then, Laurie has been a Facebook Friend and I’ve followed her posts pretty religiously.  

Did you know that she’s a FANTASTIC photographer in addition to being a well-respected author?  Well, she is!  Her photos of nature are really just stunning.  

Laurie’s most recent novel, Right Out of Nowhere, was released just this Monday!  Congratulations, Laurie!

You can order your copy of Right Out of Nowhere at Blue Feather Books.  Hurry! 


On February 7th, 2011 I signed a contract with Blue Feather Books to publish my first lesfic novel entitled A Kiss Before Dawn. Ten months before, I started it as something to do. I had a story that wanted to be written and so I did just that. Trying to get it published hadn’t even entered my mind at that point.

In 2010 I had met some wonderful women through the Internet, and things started happening. Jeanne Magill urged us to go to this thing called the GCLS. I had no idea what it was and so we “sent” Jeanne to go as our guinea pig, figuring if she came back alive and intact, we might consider it.

She did, and so I started making plans to go to the 2011 conference in Orlando. Saxon Bennett, Layce Gardner and I had become pretty good friends by then and decided that we’d hang out together. Cool. My partner Linda and I would at least know some other “conference virgins” and in the event of a sacrifice, we make them go first and run like hell.

In the meantime, Amy Dawson Robertson was in the process of putting together a panel called “I Had This Idea,” and asked me if I’d be a participant. Crap. There went my secret plan of staying incognito as a wallflower and watch the goings-on. I said yes. And immediately regretted it. Then got excited about it. It would be the first time I actually had the opportunity to talk about my book…to people other than Linda and a few other close friends, who had to be tired of hearing about it.

When we arrived at the hotel, Linda stood next to our bags while I checked in. As I walked away from the desk, I spotted fellow BFB author, Bev Prescott and introduced myself. While we were busy chatting, one of BFB’s fearless leaders, Jane Vollbrecht grabbed me and pulled me into a huge bear hug. Even now the memory makes me smile. I knew I had found some new family.

Layce and Saxon arrived a short time later and we went exploring. Holy crap! I met people like Georgia Beers, Rachel Spangler and Chris Paynter, all of whom we got to be good friends with down the road. Literally. Georgia and Rachel lived down the road from us in NY, and now Chris is only hours away since we moved to Michigan. But I digress.

When it came time for the panel discussion, Saxon sat on my left. We nearly clung to each other because it was the first public appearance for both of us. Amy Dawson Robertson sat on my right, then Layce, then Pol Robinson. Karin Kallmaker kept our sordid lot in line at the podium. What a blast we had! It was amazing to answer questions about what made us tick. I would do it again in a heartbeat.

From there we went to several other discussions and readings. Being a newbie to all of it, I soaked up as much information as possible.

Truly the highlight of my entire conference that year was meeting my publishers face-to-face, Emily Reed and Jane. They both embraced me and introduced me to other BFB authors. On the larger scale, we were nearly all there as writers or spouses of writers…and what a group. What camaraderie. It was amazing.

Due to personal reasons I couldn’t attend the Minneapolis conference, nor will I be going to Dallas this year. But I am very much looking forward to Portland in 2014.


Laurie Salzler holds a degree in Natural Resources Conservation and Outdoor Recreation. She has worked with animals (wild and domesticated) her entire life, including several years in the equine industry at training and breeding facilities in New York, Pennsylvania and Michigan. She is an avid outdoor enthusiast, whose activities include horseback riding, hiking, snowshoeing, bird watching and photography. One of her favorite activities is walking with her pack of canines. Laurie lives in southeast Michigan with her partner and their six dogs, three horses, and numerous other critters.

You can find her on Facebook or email her at salzlerlaurie@yahoo.com

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A New Page!

You’ll be seeing this in the back of Right Out of Nowhere, which is coming out very, very soon. It’s a blurb for Positive Lightning. Check out the new page above.

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Good Mourning

Today I held my 22 year old Siamese cat, Hobbes as he passed over the Rainbow Bridge. My heart is broken and tears fall freely and frequently.

Twenty-two years is a hugely long time for a cat to live. For the past two years, every day has been a gift as I’ve watched him lose weight, stop grooming and talk more as old kitties are apt to do.

I remember the day we caught him. Yeah, caught. We lived in Bellefonte, Pennsylvania at the time. The woman we’d purchased a Siamese from a few years prior, decided she was done breeding cats and just opened up all their cages and set them free. She had the most beautiful barn cats: Persians, Himalayans, Siamese of all types.

We came to her farm decidedly unprepared for the two hours it would take us to herd (insert *chuckle* here) whatever kitten we could into a corner of the barn. The owner of the farm said we could keep whatever we could catch. That should have been a clue. An obviously loud one. We ended up trapping a flame-point female, who we released, and this cute little, wide-eyed, terrified male lynx-point siamese, in a bird cage. See, I told you we were unprepared.

The drive home was uneventful. This little kitten was too petrified to do anything but cower at the bottom of the cage. Linda decided to name him Hobbes. He was supposed to be her cat because her other Siamese had an unfortunate accident in the road.

When we got home, we set the cage on the kitchen table. I prepared a dog crate for him to live in for a while. He was wild don’t forget. As I was putting the litter box and towels in, I heard Linda scream. I looked back and saw her holding her hand and  caught a glimpse of a tan colored blur as it high-tailed it out of there. Apparently when she’d reached in to pick him up, Hobbes grabbed and bit her thumb at the base of her nail and right through the cuticle. Hence Linda became known as the kitty ogre.

While Linda doctored her finger, I managed to catch the little one pound ball of fur and fang, and deposited him in the crate. I spent the next week or so sitting next to him after work. I’d talk to him and tried to entice him to play. We bonded. He became my cat.

We started letting him loose in the house and all went well. But he’d developed this annoying habit of hooking our fingers with a sharp claw, and wait to see what we’d do…almost like an “I dare you’” We’d never had a cat declawed before. As a matter of fact we are both against it. But this became a game of survival. We debated about it right until the day he was supposed to get neutered. I was at work and so Linda was charged with catching him and taking him to the vet. We had a cardboard carrier we’d used to transport our other cats from place to place, why would this be a problem?

Linda sustained many scratches, but she managed to catch Hobbes and quickly put him in the box. And in about 4.5 seconds he’d clawed his way out and escaped. She went next door and borrowed an airline pet carrier from our neighbor. Many more scratches, some bleeding profusely, she caught him and drove to the vet. The receptionist took one look at her arms and asked, “are we declawing today?”

The next day Linda showed up at the clinic to pick him up. A different receptionist asked her what animal she was there for. Linda replied, “Hobbes, the vicious Siamese.” At which the woman said, “oh, he’s such a nice little kitten.” Linda looked at her and said, “It’s obvious you’ve declawed the wrong cat.”

Fast forward six months. Hobbes and I were quite close. He’d crawl up to my chest and very gently pat my cheek with his paw and look lovingly into my eyes and lick my nose. As you would imagine, his entire facial expression changed when he laid eyes on Linda. While he didn’t hiss, he sure was thinking about it.

He was still quite shy around people he didn’t know. If I was the only one home, he’d be out and about. But enter one stranger and the boy was nowhere to be found. For several years our friends didn’t believe we had a house cat because they never saw him.

When we moved from PA to Michigan, Hobbes’ entire personality changed. He was no longer flighty and actually stuck around when we had company over. He was nearly sociable….nearly.

The years went by. My chest was a favorite dozing area…I guess because it was close to my face and he could pet me. He slept with us at night, always on me of course. He did well when we moved to NY for six years and as well when we picked up the household and moved back to Michigan.

He was skinny and frail. Even the dogs sensed this and took great care around him.Image

Two weeks ago he became frantic to eat. I knew he was too old to gain any weight and feared it was a surge, his body’s last attempt at survival.

Today I held him as he took his last breath on this earth. He knew I loved him. He was my buddy. The house is very quiet without his Siamese yowls. My lap is unusually empty. But he’s free of the ancient body that enclosed his beautiful soul.

I look forward to seeing him again someday, amongst all our other beloved beasties that claimed pieces of my heart.

If you’ve never given your heart to an animal, you may someday find you’ve missed it. While their lives are often too short, they love infinitely. I’d like to think that once their mortal hearts still, their soul collects and absorbs all the remaining love and compassion to give to us as a welcome gift when they greet us at the gates.

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Tis the Season for Treats

…and do we have one in store for you! Georgia Beers and I have been working on this for several months. It’s just taken a while for us to get our acts together and publish a guest blog for you to enjoy. She was busy writing and publishing amazing books (her newest, Slices of Life was just released in October and Starting From Scratch is now available as an audio book!) and until a short time ago, I was in the process of moving the farm from New York State to Michigan, getting settled, having a new barn built and trying like mad to catch up on my own writing, which I’d sorely neglected all summer. *pant, pant* So now that we’ve both recovered somewhat, we’ve come up with some (hopefully) intriguing questions and answers. We tried to think of new subjects to chat about. You’ve probably already heard the beat-to-death question about panster vs. planner, among others. You may be happy to know we stayed away from those. I don’t know. I suppose if you really want to know the answer to that question, you can drop us a note.Georgia and Laurie in P-town

For those of you who aren’t familiar with Georgia…well, you really should get to know her. She is fun, extremely intelligent, warm, witty as hell, has a great partner, Bonnie (who we love to drink beer with), and two adorable dogs. …and you can do that by going to her website where she’ll tell you more than I can remember here. That’s also where you’ll find my answers to these same questions. (http://georgiabeers.wordpress.com)

So without further ado, here’s Georgia!

What is the best part of writing Lesfic for you? And which is the worst? Are they easiest and hardest as well? 

The best part is the reader base. We have the best readers on the planet. 99% of the time, they are sweet, kind, and gracious, even if they didn’t like your book. LOL. I don’t know that writers in other genres can say that. I’m not sure I have a “worst” for writing lesfic. There really isn’t anything I dislike about it. I think the easiest part of writing lesfic—for me—is simple: I know these people. You know what I mean? I like writing about lesbians because I am one. And I know lots. And they interest me, both in their similarities to me and their differences from me. The hardest part is trying to make sure they’re not the same lesbians over and over again from book to book.

Is it more difficult for you to write, or more difficult to edit?

It’s more difficult for me to write. I’ve been told more than once that I’m a pretty easy edit. Once I get past the panic of getting my edits back, and I see that the book I wrote is not, in fact, a steaming pile of dung, I can edit without too much problem. The actual writing of the novel takes much more effort from me and also causes more frustration and worry than the editing does.

What is your usual writing schedule?

It’s a little sporadic right now. I write best in the morning, but I am currently working a part-time job four mornings a week, so I’m not at my creative best. My job is babysitting, so it’s not terribly taxing, and I can and do have my laptop handy, but it’s not really conducive to writing. I do my best to sit down in the afternoon when I get home and get some writing done, and I’ve been more successful at it than I expected, but it’s not great. I have Thursdays off, so that’s my big writing day. Once I am done babysitting (at the end of this school year) and I have my days to concentrate solely on writing, my plan is to write in the morning, walk the dogs and have lunch, then use the afternoon for social media, publicity work, scheduling, etc. Care to wager on how well I will stick to this plan? No? Me neither.

How much of your real life ends up in your books?

Probably a lot more than I realize or intend! I often don’t notice until after the book has been published. I had a friend read a book of mine once and say, “You and I had this exact conversation.” And I was all, “We did?” I so didn’t use it on purpose; it was just in my head and ended up in the book. I would venture to say that almost all of my characters have little bits of me, of friends, of family. I think it’s inevitable.

If one of your characters was your best friend, who would it be?

Hmm. Good question. I want to say Elena from “Starting from Scratch,” but she’s way too hot, and I don’t think I could just be friends with her without wanting to sleep with her. Maybe Avery from “Starting from Scratch.” Or Natalie from “Finding Home.” Or Kylie from “Too Close to Touch.” This is a hard question!

Do you think having a long-term relationship makes it easier or harder to write about newfound love?

I think maybe it’s a little bit of both. I’ve been with Bonnie for more than eighteen years, but I can still remember how it felt to fall for her, to kiss her for the first time, to realize I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her, and I really enjoy writing a character that is experiencing all those things. At the same time, I know Bonnie really, really well, and it can be tough to remember that my characters are new to each other, and the truth is, not only are they unsure what their girlfriend is thinking, they have no clue because they don’t know her well enough yet. And new couples don’t often communicate well to one another. After nearly two decades, Bonnie and I are damn good at making our points. I forget that we didn’t always know how to do that, and I have to remember to make sure my characters don’t either.

What is one thing you would like your readers to know about you that they may not already be aware of?

If I can’t think of anything, does that mean I haven’t stayed mysterious enough?

If you weren’t a writer, what other creative outlet would you pursue?

I would be a film director. I see all my books as movies in my head, and when I’m working on a particular scene, I can see how I’d want it to play out onscreen, how it should look, how a line should sound, and I try to write it that way. I think I could be good at directing.

What do you read for fun?

Mostly suspense. I’m kind of embarrassed to say I read very little romance—though I am trying to change that. I have a stack of lesbian romances on my nightstand right now that I plan on plowing through…right after I finish the suspense novel I’m currently reading…

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…and the results are in!

On a whim (and at the last minute), I entered A Kiss Before Dawn to be considered for a 2012 LGBT Rainbow Award. It received Honorable Mentions in both categories!

Honorable Mention:

#5 in Best Lesbian Debut Novel, #10 Best Lesbian Romance

Laurie Salzler brought to life not only her characters, but also the world around them as well as their lives and experiences. I became totally immersed in the story and found myself reading every chance I got, and often stole time from other activities. I will definitely be on the lookout for more of Ms Salzler’s books! –Kathy

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The Next Big Thing!

As part of the “The Next Big Thing Blog Hop”, I was tagged by the hugable Ashley Quinn. The purpose of participating in this fun project is to discuss my book(s) and introduce readers to other possibly new (to you) authors that I highly recommend checking out as well.

I will be answering the same questions about my book(s) that Ashley and those before me answered, and the authors I tag will also answer about their works in progress (or published works) next Wednesday.

Okay, grab your reins and let’s ride~ 

-What is the working title of your book? 

The manuscript I’m working on at the moment is called Positive Lightning. However, the book scheduled for a Feb. 2013 release is called Right Out of Nowhere. I had no idea what I would entitle A Kiss Before Dawn and it nearly drove me crazy (some may agree there were earlier symptoms). Fortunately the next two were easier. But I’m already stressing about what I’ll call the sequel to AKBD.

-Where did the idea come from for the book? 

A Kiss Before Dawn started formulating in my mind shortly after I got rid of the personal baggage I’d been subjecting myself to for years. Writing that book was very therapeutic for me. Chris and Mary Jo, the main characters started talking to me almost immediately afterward and I became nearly frantic to write their story. It seems they were waiting for just the right time. I had no idea where the story would take me, nor how it would end. I was just along for the ride…and to take their dictation it seems.

I’ve loved the outdoors and horses/dogs (okay, let’s face it…all animals) my entire life, so the story for Right Out of Nowhere came easily and was fun to write. The most difficult part was choosing the location, which is set deep in the Bitterroot Mountains of Idaho.

-What genre does your book fall under?  

They’re both lesbian romances, with dabs of suspense and intrigue.

-Which actors would you choose to play your characters in a movie rendition? 

Sandra Bullock could play with me any…oh…I guess the question was play the characters. *sigh*

Let’s see…in A Kiss Before Dawn, I would choose KaDee Strickland for Chris, Sasha Alexander for Mary Jo, and Dianne Wiest for Frances.

Salma Hayek would play Selena in Right Out of Nowhere, and Taylor Schilling would star as Roni. Jake Gyllenhaal would be perfect as Jeff.

(O.M.G. I can’t believe how hard that was!)

-What is the one-sentence synopsis of your book? 

I’ll pick Right Out of Nowhere for this one: Roni Oatman and Selena Ayala are search and rescue crew members who must learn to trust one another in order to survive perilous missions. Both learn how to define love.

-What is the longer synopsis of your book?

Roni Oatman belongs to a crew that conducts Search and Rescue operations for the Forest Service deep in the Bitterroot Mountains of Idaho. They save lost and/or injured people, but Roni is a bit lost herself. She loves a woman she can’t have and constantly dwells on what is out of reach. So she buries herself in her work, or in her other business of training horses. Which, to her chagrin, isn’t going to smoothly either.

When the SAR crew is short a member, Selena Ayala is assigned to fill the empty position. Still on the rebound from a sudden breakup with her girlfriend, Selena has a few issues of her own. But she has to find a way to gain the crew’s trust and gain it quickly. Often the missions in this rugged and unyielding wilderness are matters of life and death, and the SAR members have to be able to depend on each other.

Just when Roni and Selena are forming a tentative relationship, Selena’s ex shows up, leaving both Selena and Roni with uneasy questions.

-Will your book be self-published or represented by an agency?

Blue Feather Books represents both books.

-How long did it take you to write the first draft of your manuscript?

The first draft of A Kiss Before Dawn took about three months to write. But I really consider that an outline because I went back and rewrote a real first draft. All told, I think it took me about 6 months. Right Out of Nowhere took about 3 months to write a first draft. By then I’d learned so much about the craft that this one seemed much easier. But I’ll know better when I go through the final edit. *grin*

-Who or What inspired you to write this book?

Years ago (not telling how many) my college English professor tried to convince me to switch my major to literature. I declined, promising her I would someday write a book.

That’s a boring answer, albeit the truth. Here’s a more interesting story. About three days before A Kiss Before Dawn was due to be released, the distinct scent of my Gram’s sweet rolls in the house. I scoured the kitchen looking for the source, but to no avail. Linda couldn’t smell it, but that delectable smell haunted me. Friday night, as we were getting ready to go out and celebrate, Jane Vollbrecht called to tell me she was holding the galley proof and it looked wonderful. The news brought happy tears and tremendous giddiness to our home. So Linda and I went to dinner. When we arrived home and pulled into the garage, I saw a shooting star. Pretty cool considering it was in the eastern sky and no meteor showers were forecasted. When we walked out, I looked in the direction where I saw it, and lo and behold didn’t another go streaking by. I stood there dumbfounded.

Two days later, my book was released, and the smell of sweet rolls disappeared. I believe in my heart it was a sign from my gram, hence the dedication to her in my debut novel.

Wasn’t that better? *grin*

-What else about your book might pique the reader’s interest?

Well, let’s see….horses, dogs, the outdoors, sex, …not necessarily in that order, but plenty of each.

Thanks for stopping by! Next Wednesday check out these author’s blogs to find out about their Next Big Thing.

Cheyne Curry:  http://cheynecurry.com/www.cc.com/Welcome.html 

Decky Bradshaw: http://www.rebradshawbooks.com

Joan Timberlake: http://reasonablereader.com/2012/04/01/hello-world/

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